Romance Novel Fans Gifts

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Layer cake

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Romance

'Romeo and Julietta'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Moby Dick.

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Bookworm Romance

Heart is sewn back together.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Moby the Private Dick.

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Sulking

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'