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"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Layer cake

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Moby Dick.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Bookworm Romance

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Moby the Private Dick.

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Sulking

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Be my Valentine?'