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'Cool! A mystery bride.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Layer cake

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

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Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Choose, Fenster

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

Love at First Sight.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Merry Kissmas

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"