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Foxy lady

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Distractions Of The Great

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

The intellectual.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Iris Murdoch

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Romance

Of Mice and Men.

Litterary Dogs.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Lord Byron

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!