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Foxy lady

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The intellectual.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Iris Murdoch

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Romance

Of Mice and Men.

Lord Byron

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Litterary Dogs.