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' I've given him the best years of my life.'

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Tristan Und Isolde

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Snake Eyes

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'