Romantic Story Lover Gifts

' I've given him the best years of my life.'

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

Der Rosenkavalier

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Tristan Und Isolde

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"