Romance Lover Gifts

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

Chiropractors and the Tango.

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

'So now what?'

'What are these?.' - 'My Valentine cards.'

Two brides on wedding cake.

Faun Falls In Love.

"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Hi, there! — didn't we meet at Capistrano?'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Suckerfish aren't much to look at, but they're great kissers!"

Robbery with violets

Valentines

Merry Kissmas

The bride's former lover threw himself under a train.

"After fifty years of marriage, I've finally figured you out."

Mermaids in love

Rosina at the balcony

I don't want a lot this Christmas. . .

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"