Romanticism Lover Gifts

Anton Bruckner

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

William Wordsworth.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Salt and Pepper

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's about time."

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

"Honk if you love me!"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

George Clooney Machine

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'