Romance Lovers Gifts

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Two grroms in leather on top of a civil union cake.

Tarzan and Jane's First Date: 'Why don't I swing by and pick you up about eight?'

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"The guests on the other table Sir? Newlyweds, on their Honeymoo."

Pregnant

"It's a romance novel. Quit analysing it!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

I only have eyes for you

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Call me?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."