Modern Romance Lover Gifts

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Mr. Right!"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Technology and Love

Snake Eyes

Spooning

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

7 More Dwarfs

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"