Romanticism Lover Pillows

Anton Bruckner

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

William Wordsworth.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Salt and Pepper

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Honk if you love me!"

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A Prickly Pair

Boyfriend of the Month.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'