Romantic Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

I only have eyes for you

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Funnel of Love

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'