Romantic Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I only have eyes for you

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Happy Valentine's Day.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Love

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.