Romantic Storyteller Gifts

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'She spends hours on that fire to her boyfriend'.

Young lady asking the hairdresser for a lock of her hair

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Don't tell me I'm great in bed - tell your friends."

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Catch and release dating.

"I love getting married...all that gossip I can tell again!"

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"He thought he named a star after me, but it was only a piece of flaming space junk."

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

"There was someone else but he just ... melted away."

Have a nice date great great grandson. I'm sure she's lovely, but remember the Fibonacci sequence...

"He smelled like ham. I smelled like eggs. I knew we were made for each other."

Mermaid Romance

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.

"It's getting serious. We've co-mingled our socks."

"It's quite a cute story actually. We met through our owner's taking a walk."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

Tristan Und Isolde

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice out of his time and married to his master's daughter.

'So anyway, I said to this bird...'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"