Romantic Writer Gifts

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Dating an English Major

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

I think you're ace

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Tristan Und Isolde

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

Catch and release dating.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Book lovers

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"