Romantic Writer Gifts

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Dating an English Major

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Tristan Und Isolde

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Catch and release dating.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Book lovers

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

'When love is color Blind.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"He's all mine. Life is good."