Romance Writer Gifts

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'He stood there in the half-light; he was all she could ever hope for in a man.'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

Tristan Und Isolde

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Catch and release dating.

"Way too much tongue!"

Upper West Side Story

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Love at First Sight.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"You may now kiss the bride."