Romance Writer Pillows

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'He stood there in the half-light; he was all she could ever hope for in a man.'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Love Birds love dancing together

Tristan Und Isolde

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Catch and release dating.

Upper West Side Story

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Way too much tongue!"

Love at First Sight.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...