Romance Author Gifts

Romance Writer

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Tristan Und Isolde

Love Birds love dancing together

Love at First Sight.

"Way too much tongue!"

Catch and release dating.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Upper West Side Story

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"He's all mine. Life is good."