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Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Tristan Und Isolde

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Love Birds love dancing together

Catch and release dating.

Upper West Side Story

"Way too much tongue!"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Love at First Sight.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."