Romance Novels Gifts

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

'Remember when it was all Mills and Boon and not Bills and Moon!'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"It's about the British weather."

Husband tells wife she'll never make it as a writer, as she has no imagination, while she's busy writing a scenario about her dream husband and dream life.

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

'First it was cave painting, now it's chick lit.'

Library Dating.

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 1.

Woman says: "Oh, Frankenstein!", the monster replies "Actually, that's the creator."

"You know what, 'Pride and Prejudice' is not at all what I was expecting, but I love it. . ."

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"What's your novel about?"

"She's addicted to those trashy novels."

"My Mr Darcy!"

Romance Novels

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

Reading Romance Novels

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

'Not smutty enough for me.'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

Romantic Publications: Closed For Lunch...Meeting Nigel, now I adore his deep many voice, but Nigel loves Ann...

'Mom, why are you always reading romance novels?'

'Really The things that go in in other people's bedrooms'

Books: 'Fairy tales, happy endings...fairy rales, reality endings'

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel