Romance Reading Gifts

Erotica

'I need a strong cup of tea for this...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

Love at First Sight

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Romance

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're the lid to my pot."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Cow in love'