Romance Novel Reader Gifts

"Come now, surely thy love is not daunted by a few head lice."

Blech! What's the matter? Mom's book group is talking about romance. Totally lame. Totally.

How was your summer at the beach, em? Mmmmm! How about your vacation, Ingrid? Ahhhh. So. I'm the only one who didn't have a summer romance.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Most guys I've met have too much baggage. For insecurity reasons, now I don't even allow a carry-on bag.'

'We've been rumbled, it's an undercover agent.'

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

Layer cake

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Love Birds love dancing together

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Love at First Sight.

Snake Eyes

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

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Mermaids in love

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Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Way too much tongue!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"