Romantic Novel Reader Gifts

'...better than a slap with a kipper...'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Romance

Love Birds love dancing together

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Way too much tongue!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Book Lovers in Richmond

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Book lovers

Upper West Side Story

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.