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Erotica

'I need a strong cup of tea for this...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Speed Dating for Turtles

So Close..

Romance

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

'Cow in love'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."