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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"More like 50 shaded of beige."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"It's about the British weather."

'I haven't said I do yet. How quick can you get down here?'

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Hiss and tell.

'Really The things that go in in other people's bedrooms'

'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'

'You've sensitive teeth.'

Giraffe Romance

Barbara Cartland

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Napoleon and Josephine

'I have a confession to make Gordon, I'm gay!'

"No, I'm not his Loved One, I'm his Relative. Floosie Knockers is his Loved One!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Carmen

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"I understand you ladies are quite into Romantic Fiction...like to come up to my room and make some?"

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Give me a sec, darling, I've nearly finished this chapter."

"Of course you're my boyfriend, but I don't like the way you're acting! Well maybe we don't have to date anymore!"

"Will it all end in tiaras?"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Yeah, he's sooo sweet, but I'm not happy as a clam!"

"A horse by any other mane would smell as sweat."

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."