Romantic Fiction Reader T-Shirts

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Book lovers

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Upper West Side Story

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Way too much tongue!"

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

My husband doesn´t understand you.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Bookworm Romance

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

Book lovers

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'