Romance Novels Pillows

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Remember when it was all Mills and Boon and not Bills and Moon!'

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

Husband tells wife she'll never make it as a writer, as she has no imagination, while she's busy writing a scenario about her dream husband and dream life.

'First it was cave painting, now it's chick lit.'

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 1.

Library Dating.

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

"It's about the British weather."

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Romantic Publications: Closed For Lunch...Meeting Nigel, now I adore his deep many voice, but Nigel loves Ann...

'Mom, why are you always reading romance novels?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Really The things that go in in other people's bedrooms'

Books: 'Fairy tales, happy endings...fairy rales, reality endings'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

'Not smutty enough for me.'

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"What's your novel about?"

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

Reading Romance Novels

Romance Novels

Barbara Cartland

"You know what, 'Pride and Prejudice' is not at all what I was expecting, but I love it. . ."

"My Mr Darcy!"

Woman says: "Oh, Frankenstein!", the monster replies "Actually, that's the creator."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

50 shades of brown.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle