Romantic Fiction Gifts

"'Yes,' she mumbled?... Sighed?... Muttered?... Snarled?... Hissed?... Growled?..."

"I thought you liked romantic fiction."

The Mills & Boon you recommended was Ok but I preferred Simone de Beauvoires treatise 'The second sex' which really worked for me as an insightful expositional tract on the foundations of modern feminism.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Love at First Sight

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Life is for the birds.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

So Close..

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Venus

'Cow in love'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'