Romantic Literature Gifts

"Old?" she laughed. "I don't think of you as old."

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

Humpty Dumpty on Lover's Leap.

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

Romance Writer

cliche

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Love linked

Diamond outfits

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Ostriches making out

"You're solemates!"