Romantic Stories Gifts

"Your java, sweet princess."

The Near-Epic Fail of Romeo and Juliet

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Snow White

I never knew you were a sportscaster. That takes me way back. What do you mean? The year was 1943. I had a hot, torrid, steamy love affair with a young Howard Cosell. I knew he was destined to be a sportscaster. The man had a strange habit of narrating a play-by-play of all our intimate moments. It almost never pays to ask you to elaborate, Sadie. "And there's his chance! Howard goes in for a first kiss!" ... Odd man.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"I first met Mummy on the "Sea Princess", then again on the "Wind Queen": it's amazing how many rats you meet on sailing ships..."

"I got this dress and Harold here from my local Oxfam shop."

Romeo and Juliet

Lucia di Lammermoor

"Well, that didn't work. How about a little tongue?"

"May I see your health records first?"

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')