Romance Stories Gifts

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Right to Romeo"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"On the internet you said you were tall."

'Do you want to live happily ever after or not?'

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'

"Our telenovela will return after a word from our sponsor."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Love at First Sight

Life is for the birds.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'