Reading Love Stories Gifts

Lover

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Quantum Psychic

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Right to Romeo"

Man and woman

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Love is an many splendoured thing

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid's Valentine

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Do you want to live happily ever after or not?'