Love Story Gifts

Differences in social background notwithstanding, between George Kessler and Philomena Potts it was love at first sight.

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Right to Romeo"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Man and woman

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Cupid's Valentine

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Do you want to live happily ever after or not?'

A Woman's Conquests.

'Love changes everything.'

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'