Lover Of Love Stories Gifts

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"I hope that isn't a love-bite on your neck young lady!"

A man is in great pain after being shot in the bottom with Cupids arrow

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Love from the Heart

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love at First Sight.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Man and woman

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid's Valentine

Double Wedding

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'Love changes everything.'

Lover

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

A Woman's Conquests.

Couple in Blue

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'