Love Story Reader Gifts

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"I think we should start seeing other people."

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Love Birds love dancing together

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Way too much tongue!"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Upper West Side Story

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.