Romantic Storytellers Gifts

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Tales of Atlantic City

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Tristan Und Isolde

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Catch and release dating.

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands