Storytellers Of Modern Romance Gifts

"Is there a maybe swipe?"

Right click for yes...

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

Online Dating

Two Generations of Readers

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

"You may now kiss the bride."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Tristan Und Isolde

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Catch and release dating.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'