Modern Romance Aficionados Gifts

"Teenage love - they never stop texting each other."

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Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Online Dating

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"You may now kiss the bride."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Heart is sewn back together.

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'Be my Valentine?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Effective Catcalls

'How much for NO stems?'

A shared passion

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'