Modern Love Aficionado Gifts

'That's beautiful, Ryan, but I need to give some more thought to this rebranding idea.'

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Online Dating

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Mantis Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Dialogue

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Valentines Balloons

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

Banana Smoothie

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Cupid

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"You complete me, Barbara."

I can't bear to be without you.