Modern Love Enthusiast Gifts

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"He looked a lot bigger online."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'I got rid of my mobile phone when my husband started sexting me.'

'Anthony is shifting his milieu to London after he's shifted his stuff out of my place.'

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Online Dating

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Romantic Tree Carving

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Boy on father's knee

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Perfect Match

Dreaming of Love

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