Love Enthusiast Gifts

Valentines Balloons

I love you this much.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!

Tunnel of commitment.

"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Let the good times roll.

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

'I think you're expecting too much from this blind date!'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

"Nice to meet you, Mr Morgan. Is Morgan your married name?"

Love Birds love just being together

I Kissed a Girl's Face.

'I keep making the same mistake over and over again, marrying for love.'

'When you say this relationship needs to move on to the next level, I assume you mean infidelity...?'

'Give up women. Your heart can't stand many more zings.'

Marry me Jill, on the understanding that past performances are no guarantee of future results.

''Fancy a s**g?' I think this one must be from Dwayne!'

'Oh, I get it - It's like 'true of false'!'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'This time it's true love for sure If not with Bill, then with Tom, or perhaps, Phil.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We had sex 2 weeks ago, and now you want to have it again? What are you, a sex addict?!"

"You're only interested in my body, aren't you?"

If it weren't for everything, Bert and Jan would have nothing to argue about.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

A man and a woman fall in love.

Two hearts cuddle on a bench.

"Well, there's this girl. She makes me nervous, confused, shaky..."

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

Two men toasting

Double Bike

Romance