Modern Love Aficionado Pillows

'That's beautiful, Ryan, but I need to give some more thought to this rebranding idea.'

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Online Dating

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Mantis Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Dialogue

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Banana Smoothie

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

Cupid

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'