Modern Romance Aficionados Mugs

"Teenage love - they never stop texting each other."

Right click for yes...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Online Dating

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

'Be my Valentine?'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Effective Catcalls

'How much for NO stems?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'