Modern Love Enthusiasts Mugs

Cupid views his online credit rating.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Online Dating

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Boy on father's knee

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Dreaming of Love

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Heart is sewn back together.

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

Woman carrying a love heart

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"