Modern Love Enthusiasts Mugs

Cupid views his online credit rating.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Online Dating

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Cupid

Heart is sewn back together.

"You complete me, Barbara."

Dreaming of Love

Friday night was always sext night.

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Dream man.

Modern Charm