Storytellers Of Modern Romance Mugs

"Is there a maybe swipe?"

Right click for yes...

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Two Generations of Readers

Online Dating

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Tristan Und Isolde

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Catch and release dating.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands