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"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Tales of Atlantic City

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Catch and release dating.

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'