Romantic Raconteurs Gifts

Don't you hate it when you meet a woman, there's chemistry, things are going great

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Tristan Und Isolde

Non Thought For The Day.

Catch and release dating.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I had half a date last weekend."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Sulking

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."