Romantic Raconteurs Gifts

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Tristan Und Isolde

Non Thought For The Day.

Catch and release dating.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Sulking

"I'll need a three iron."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."