Love Storyteller Gifts

"Mind if I journal?"

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Catch and release dating.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"