Love Story Tellers Gifts

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Quantum Psychic

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Man and woman

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Cupid's Valentine

'Alright, let's do this.'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."