Love Story Tellers Gifts

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Catch and release dating.

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Man and woman

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Cupid's Valentine

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

"He's all mine. Life is good."