Love Story Seekers Gifts

Desert island starfish...

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Speed Dating.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

How oysters get engaged.