Love Story Seekers Prints

Desert island starfish...

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The Wishing Well

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'